You know you've played too much Deus Ex if...
206. You utter the immortal words "The conspiracy is real" to politically disgruntled French waitresses.
222. You use an infrared camera to spy on people through walls and pretend it's an augmentation.
224. You make enemies of rats and vacuum cleaners.
382. You want to have a pet karkian.
539. You check behind the soda machine at Battery Park.
555. You wonder why URLs start with "http", not "Daedalus."
562. Your favorite chat-up line is "That's some heavy augmentation."
581: You can grow arms and legs by munching on a candy bar.
593: You check the backs of people's necks for eye-shaped tattoos.
603. Oh sure, you don't mind needles!
674. You constantly pester Nicolette Duclare about the Illuminati, Silhouette, La Sorbonne, and her virginity.
700. You try to hack every ATM you see.
742: If you don't like someone, you call them "flatlander woman" in an attempt to make them explode.
769. You absentmindedly punch or stab people named Gunther, assuming that they're indestructable.
813. You have ended up in the emergency room after attempting to empty a water fountain.
posted on Saturday, November 15, 2003
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